Back in my misspent youth, I recorded an album of music under the pseudonym of Steve Marx. At the time I didn't realise that this was also the name of an American adult film star. The album didn't do very well: I still have a few hundred copies gathering dust in the shed.

If you would like to buy a copy, use the contact page to drop me a line and I'll post you a copy for £5 sterling. This could work out to be a real bargain if I ever release my second album and become a superstar.